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CREDITS Thanks, Pat!
PANEL 1 (BAPPER approaches MTN. DEWD, who is hunched over an open computer case.) MTN. DEWD: Gah--! BAPPER: Hey, Dewd! What seems to be the problem? MTN. DEWD: I dunno, Bap. I need to swap out this RAM chip, but it's not budging.
PANEL 2 (BAPPER thoughtfully points a finger to the air as MTN. DEWD looks on.) BAPPER: Hmmm. I don't know how, but I suspect Microsoft is behind this noise somehow! MTN. DEWD: Whatever... BAPPER: But never fear! I have the perfect tool to solve your problem...
PANEL 3 (BAPPER pulls out a giant battle axe.) BAPPER: Behold! THE BAP-O-MATIC All-Purpose Problem-EliminatoR! MTN. DEWD: WHOA!!
PANEL 4 (MTN. DEWD clenches his fists in exasperation.) MTN. DEWD: Dude! Put that thing away! This is delicate technical equipment! You can't just take a huge-ass battle axe to it!
PANEL 5 (BAPPER rests the axe on his shoulder and takes a moment to think.) BAPPER: Oh yeah. What was I thinking... MTN. DEWD: Whew!
PANEL 6 (Close up on BAPPER's hand holding a tiny battle axe as MTN. DEWD freezes in confusion.) BAPPER: This job obviously calls for the extra precision of the BAP-O-MATIC LITE!
PANEL 7 (MTN. DEWD facepalms as BAPPER goes to work on his computer.) MTN. DEWD: Ah... why do I bother... BAPPER: Try monopolizing THIS, Billy boy!
Commentary
This strip was originally published in the G3K blog back in 2002. From that original post: