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PANEL 1 (MTN. DEWD approaches BAPPER.) MTN. DEWD: Hey, Bapper, where're ya headed? BAPPER: Where else, Dewd? The mall! MTN. DEWD: What?! Have you been watching my copy of "Mallratz" again?
PANEL 2 (BAPPER turns to face MTN. DEWD.) BAPPER: No no no... You see, I've got this plan... MTN. DEWD: Oh, this should be good. Do tell.
PANEL 3 (BAPPER raises his fists gleefully.) BAPPER: Well, as you know, I'm in need of some money. That often implies a job. So... I'm gonna apply at Victoria's Secret!
PANEL 4 (MTN. DEWD raises his index finger in disbelief.) MTN. DEWD: What?! But you're a COMPUTER SCIENCE student! What makes you think you're QUALIFIED to sell lingerie?
PANEL 5 (BAPPER waves dismissively at MTN. DEWD.) BAPPER: Well, I HAVE been studying... MTN. DEWD: Huh..? Studying!?
PANEL 6 (BAPPER holds up a copy of the VICTORIA SECRET mail order catalog.) BAPPER: Yup! They keep sending me these workbooks every month... I'm a shoe-in!
Commentary
Another idea straight from the minds of the real-life Bapper and Mtn. Dewd.
It looks like Bapper has already burned through the windfall from the end of the Summer Vacation storyline, but he's ready with a plan.
Victoria's Secret is, of course, a lingerie retailer whose mail-order catalog found its way into everyone's mailbox in the 90s.
I'm not sure why I felt the need to obfuscate the name of the movie Mallrats. I was a big fan of Kevin Smith's films, especially Mallrats for its plentiful pandering to comic book nerds like myself.